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Little Black Dress Tales of Revenge

Everyone’s had a moment of wanting to exact revenge on an evil-ex but have you ever acted on it? We want you to send us your tales of retaliation and we’ll bung the best ones here. But please bear in mind that we’re talking funny anecdotes not Fatal Attraction here - bunny boilers and fans of Lorraine Bobbit need not apply!

I know one friend who’s ex-boyfriend had a childhood cuddly toy of a squirrel that he loved, and always referred to it in a cutesy voice, which drove her mad throughout their relationship. When he cheated on her with someone else, she took the squirrel toy up the garden, and burned it on the bonfire!!! Returning the ashes, with a note!

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I had heard of stuffing prawns into curtain turn ups and curtain poles, but my friend took it one step further. Her ex-to-be had a fabulous sports car, worth oodles of money. He also had another girlfriend on the quiet! My friend found out and didn't say a thing. Just went out and bought loads of prawns and stuffed them down the gap under the handbrake. Where, she hopes, they destroyed his new 'friendship' (he always had a thing about making out over the gear levers...) Elegant revenge.

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Email us at littleblackdress@headline.co.uk with your tales of revenge!